LIFE - XIX

Sep 13, 2014

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via kingsleyyy)

Sep 12, 2014

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via the-r-block)

Sep 11, 2014

advil:

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD
http://newkidsonmycock11.tumblr.com/

advil:

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

(via sprinkleofglitr)

Sep 11, 2014

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via robin-hooded)

Sep 6, 2014

(Source: mrhankey, via kingsleyyy)

Sep 5, 2014

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via kingsleyyy)

Sep 5, 2014

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via harrydewards)

Sep 5, 2014

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via kingsleyyy)

Sep 5, 2014

pleatedjeans:

Richard might need some help. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Richard might need some help. [x]

Sep 5, 2014

cosima-geekmonkey-niehaus:

ebrosima:



But why did you post the same picture twice??

cosima-geekmonkey-niehaus:

ebrosima:

But why did you post the same picture twice??

(Source: alwayslookagain, via the-r-block)